The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr mateys, Biden be braggin' 'bout a new treasure trove at a failed Foxconn spot Trump supported. Aye aye!

2024-05-08

Arr matey! Cap'n Joe Biden be sailin' to Wisconsin to announce a grand plan by Microsoft to build a $3.3 billion data center! Thousands o' jobs be in the horizon. 'Tis on the very land where Foxconn's treasure was supposed to be. Trump be walkin' the plank fer this one! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye! Thar be news from the White House that President Joe Biden be sailin' to Wisconsin to announce a grand plan by Microsoft Corp! Aye, they be buildin' a $3.3 billion high-tech data center that'll bring jobs by the thousands to the good folk of Racine County in southeastern Wisconsin.
Arrr, ye see, this be the same spot where Foxconn, a Taiwan electronics scallywag, had planned to build a $10 billion factory that former President Donald Trump once boasted about. But now, it be Microsoft's turn to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for new adventures in the world of technology.
So mark yer calendars, me hearties, for this be a momentous occasion that'll surely bring much cheer and booty to the land. President Biden be showin' his support for economic growth and job creation, all while speakin' in the language of progress and innovation. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in Wisconsin, and Microsoft be at the helm, steerin' us towards a brighter future. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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