Arrr, Rory McIlroy be walkin' the plank from the PGA Tour board, mateys! Uncomfortable seas ahead for the lad.
2024-05-08
Arrr, mateys! Rory McIlroy be walkin' the plank, says he won't be joinin' the PGA Tour Board no more. Some scallywags be givin' him grief, aye! Guess he'll be sailin' a different course, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Tis be reported that Rory McIlroy be walkin' the plank away from returnin' to the PGA Tour Players Board after makin' some scallywags feel "uncomfortable."Last month, 'twas said that McIlroy would be back on the board as a player director, but the lad confirmed this week that 'twas all a lie.He was supposed to replace Webb Simpson but the move be as dead as a parrot in Davy Jones' locker.McIlroy mentioned that some folks on the board be havin' old grudges and scar tissue, makin' 'em uneasy about his return.His reinstatement could have helped with the PGA Tour's talks with Saudi backers of LIV Golf, but 'twas not to be.Instead, the PGA Tour be takin' on new investors worth billions, while McIlroy be left out in the cold.But the lad be takin' it all in stride, sayin' there be no hard feelings and he be movin' on like a true buccaneer.Arrr, the sea be full of twists and turns indeed, me hearties!