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Avast ye mateys! Travis Kelce be gobsmacked by Jana Kramer's blabber about his grog-guzzling ways! Arrr!

2024-05-08

Arrr matey! Travis Kelce be as shocked as a landlubber walkin' the plank, after hearin' the wench Jana Kramer claim he's always three sheets to the wind. Ye best believe this scallywag ain't takin' kindly to such rum talk!

Travis Kelce was left scratching his head like a pirate looking for buried treasure, wondering why "One Tree Hill" actress Jana Kramer was fussin' and fumin' about his supposed love for the grog. "To me, he’s always drunk," Kramer squawked on her "Whine Down" podcast. "Every time I’ve ever seen a video he’s just always drunk."Kramer was worried that his swilling ways might be rubbin' off on Taylor Swift, makin' her hit the bottle more, and she also took issue with Kelce's outburst at Chiefs head coach Andy Reid during the Super Bowl.But sources say Kelce ain't got a problem with the rum. "The guy is under a microscope, basically being watched everywhere he goes," one source shared. "Of course you’re going to see him drinking. He’s being watched everywhere he goes."Another source piped up, sayin' Kelce never even crossed paths with Kramer and she just be usin' his name for attention like a scallywag lookin' for loot. Kelce, celebratin' the Chiefs' Super Bowl win like a true buccaneer, be sailin' through life with the most popular lass in the music world on his arm, partyin' with the finest swashbucklers in town.As the new NFL season be approachin', Kelce be gettin' ready to buckle down for training camp, showin' that he be a true mate of the gridiron.

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