Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them Hamas scallywags be shootin' at our pier with no manners! Israeli media be a-buzzin'.
2024-05-08
Arrr, me hearties! Israeli scallywags be tellin' tales of them Hamas terrorists firin' rockets at a pier where them U.S. Military be workin' off the coast of Gaza. No harm done, but it be like tryin' to keep the grog from reachin' our thirsty lips! Aye, those scurvy dogs be stoppin' humanitarian aid from comin' in!
Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Israeli media be spillin' the beans that them scurvy dogs from Hamas be firin' rockets at a pier where the U.S. Military be workin' on a seaport off the coast of Gaza. Aye, Channel 13 be sayin' that them missiles be flyin' in the mornin' and in the afternoon towards the area where them Americans be toilin' away.But fear not me hearties, for no harm befall on any soul or structure durin' this attack. Yet it be a clear sign of them rascally terrorists from Hamas tryin' to block the flow of humanitarian aid into the region. Aye, 'tis a despicable act indeed!
So batten down the hatches, me mateys, for the seas be rough and the winds be blowin'. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for any more trouble from them scallywags. And remember, stay strong and keep fightin' for what be right. Arrr!