Dan Dakich be squawkin' 'bout a mate's punishment for strange parley with Caitlin Clark. Aye, a curious tale indeed!
2024-05-09
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Dan Dakich did unleash a fierce broadside upon the landlubber Gregg Doyel! He be wonderin' why the scurvy dog hasn't been keelhauled from the Indy Star yet! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a saga fit for the high seas!
Avast ye! 'Tis a tale of Gregg Doyel, a scurvy dog of a columnist from the Indy Star, who be walkin' the plank from coverin' Indiana Fever games for the rest of the season after some strange parley with Caitlin Clark. Dan Dakich, host of OutKick, be wonderin' what it would take for Doyel to be sent to Davy Jones' locker for his behavior. He praised Clark for her mettle but questioned why the newspaper be not takin' more action."He be so creepy, ye can't have him around a women's basketball crew, but that still be not enough to make him walk the plank," Dakich said. "What be enough, I ask ye? That's the question on the high seas of Indy." After Doyel be criticized on the rum barrel of social media, Dakich said the real issue be why a swashbucklin' reporter would speak that way to a lady athlete."Why be it alright for Caitlin Clark or any lass athlete to be treated like that? The bigger issue be why Doyel and the others be bringin' such behavior into the port. The storm be brewin', and it won't be passin' soon," Dakich declared.Gannett told Fox News that Doyel be off the Fever games, with a two-week suspension reported by Bob Kravitz. Doyel be keepin' mum about his next move, but it be said he be layin' low before returnin'. He be takin' a broadside on social media for his strange antics with Clark, includin' makin' a heart gesture and referrin' to her as "it." After apologizin', he be sailin' back to coverin' the Indianapolis Colts, hopin' for fair winds and smooth sailin' ahead.