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Avast ye scallywags! Be sellin' yer lab-grown meat in Alabama, ye may end up in Davy Jones' locker! Aarrgghh!

2024-05-09

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Should any scallywag be caught peddlin' or cookin' fake meat in Alabama, they'll be locked in the brig for three moons and pay a hefty bounty of five hundred gold coins. Shiver me timbers, that's a harsh punishment for messin' with our grub! Arrr!

Arrr, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The landlubbers in Alabama have declared that anyone caught sellin' or makin' cultivated meat will be thrown in the brig for three months and fined $500 doubloons. 'Tis a mighty harsh punishment for such a petty crime, if ye ask me.
But fear not, me hearties! We pirates be used to livin' on the edge of the law, so a little lawbreakin' ain't nothin' new to us. We'll just have to be a bit more clever in our dealings when it comes to our beloved cultivated meat.
So, me fellow buccaneers, keep a weather eye out for any nosy landlubbers lookin' to bust ye for enjoyin' a tasty bite of cultivated meat. And if ye do get caught, just remember to keep a stiff upper lip and face the consequences like a true pirate.
But mark me words, the day will come when cultivated meat will be as common as grog on a pirate ship, and we'll look back on these silly laws and laugh. Until then, stay strong, me hearties, and keep enjoyin' your delicious forbidden fruits!

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