Arrr, that Tom Brady Netflix roast be the scurviest bilge I've ever laid eyes on, says the legend o' the radio waves!
2024-05-09
The infamous radio scallywag Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo be cursin' the Tom Brady Netflix special, callin' it "awful" and ponderin' how that scallywag Brady could endure such nonsense. Arrr, a true travesty on the high seas o' entertainment!
Avast ye scallywags! Tom Brady’s Netflix roast be a hit with most, but one scoundrel, Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo, be cryin’ foul. The scallywag appeared on ESPN’s "First Take" and railed against the roast, takin’ aim at all involved, from Kevin Hart to the former Patriots crew. He be wonderin’ why Brady would subject himself to such nonsense."Arrr, that be the worst piece of garbage I’ve laid me eyes on in a long time. Utterly worthless! And what’s Bob Kraft doin’ there? He be better off eatin’ cookies and watchin’ ‘I Love Lucy’ before bed," Mad Dog snarled. "We’re gonna make fun o’ Gisele for hours? Mockin’ Gronkowski? Leave the lad alone, it ain’t funny!""How did anyone fork over coin for that rubbish? Blimey, it be a travesty! Enough with the foul language. Be funny if ye must, but they failed miserably," the salty dog bellowed.Russo’s shipmates on "First Take" be taken aback by his words, yearnin’ for the days of Dean Martin’s jests. Brady’s roast even ruffled Gisele’s feathers, as she were reportedly "disappointed" by the jokes directed at her.Keep a weather eye on Fox News Digital for more sports news and sign up for the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, ya scurvy dogs!