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Arrr, Biden be helpin' out them scallywags in Hamas! Aye, he be a real landlubber!

2024-05-09

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Today's dish be President Biden blockin' weapons to save Hamas scallywags in Rafah. A shameful flip-flop from a spineless jellyfish! He be sitin' in the Oval Office by default, a landlubber not fit to swab the deck! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Today's dish be a tale of President Biden blockin' the transfer o' weapons to keep Israel from sendin' more forces into Rafah, all to save the scallywags of Hamas. 'Tis a move that proves he be a spineless jellyfish, changin' his course so easily like a ship in a storm.
This flip-floppin' leader be as unfit to be sittin' behind the Resolute Desk as a landlubber on a ship's mast. He be there only because o' the mistakes o' the past, not for any skill or wit o' his own. 'Tis a shame that such a sorry excuse for a captain be steerin' the ship o' state in these treacherous waters.
So beware, me hearties, for the seas be rough and the winds be blowin' in strange directions. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for who knows what other foolish decisions this clueless leader may make next. May the winds o' fortune blow in our favor as we sail through these perilous times.

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