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Arrr, David Axelrod be givin' Biden a good ol' knuckle sandwich for his blunderous talk on the economy! Aye, matey, a terrible mistake indeed!

2024-05-09

Avast, me hearties! Former Obama adviser and CNN scallywag David Axelrod be throwin' shade at President Biden's stubborn ways on the economy, callin' it a "terrible mistake" that could lead to his downfall in the next election. "I be baffled by this," says the famous Democratic swashbuckler. "Spending $25 million last fall talkin' up Bidenomics, only to be repeatin' the same mistake now..." Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' tale indeed!

Avast ye mateys! Former Obama adviser and scallywag CNN political analyst David Axelrod be givin' President Biden a good tongue-lashin' fer his defiant stance on the economy. Axelrod be callin' it a "terrible mistake" that could send Biden straight to Davy Jones' locker come election time.
"Arrr, I don't be understandin' this," the famed Democratic strategist exclaimed. "I thought they be spendin' $25 million last fall touting Bidenomics and makin' the same argument that the president be makin' now."
It be like watchin' a ship about to hit a reef and not bein' able to do a thing about it. Axelrod be warnin' that if Biden don't change course soon, his ship be sinkin' faster than a cannonball through a leaky hull. So hoist the sails and batten down the hatches, me hearties, 'cause it be a rough sea ahead for ol' Biden!

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