Arrr, the scurvy Feds be parleying with the scallywag social media companies once more, mateys! Aye, the plot thickens!
2024-05-09
Arrr mateys, after discovering the feds be meddlin' with our social media, they've parted ways with Meta, X, and YouTube! Cyber pirates be complainin' 'bout the lack of coordination, warnin' us of misinformation and foreign interference. But fear not, the platforms may be gettin' late-night messages from the feds! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The feds be givin' Meta, X (formerly Twitter), and YouTube the ol' heave-ho! Aye, the government be pressurin' these social media companies to squelch them dissentin' voices. But beware, me hearties, fer the cybersecurity experts be soundin' the alarm! They be sayin' there be a lack o' cooperation between the government and the platforms, leavin' us vulnerable to misinformation about elections, foreign interference, and other calamities!But fear not, me buckos! The platforms might be gettin' some late-night messages from the government, beggin' 'em to come back. Will they be reconcilin', or will they be raisin' the Jolly Roger and goin' their separate ways fer good? Only time will tell, me hearties! So batten down the hatches and beware o' them fake news stories, lest ye be caught in the crossfire o' this digital battle!