Arrr, them landlubbers in the US be claimin' them scallywags in Israel be bendin' the rules in Gaza!
2024-05-11
Arrr, the scallywags in charge o' President Joe Biden be sayin' that them Israeli forces may have been usin' weapons from the United States in a manner not fittin' with international law. But they be not quite ready to cut off the military aid just yet. Them Israel folks be gettin' away with it for now, but we'll be keepin' a weather eye on 'em!
Arrr mateys, it seems that the scallywags in Israel have been using our weapons in ways that make ol' President Biden raise an eyebrow! The report says those landlubbers likely be breakin' international law with our cannons and cutlasses, but no violations have been found that would make us stop sendin' 'em more loot.Released on Friday after a bit of a hold-up, the report from the State Department be sayin' that the Israel crew didn't give us enough details to confirm if our weapons were used in any shady business on the high seas. It be like tryin' to catch a greased pig in a barrel, I tell ya!
So it looks like for now, the treasure will keep flowin' from the US to Israel, even if they be playin' a bit fast and loose with the rules. But mark my words, those scurvy dogs better shape up or they'll be walkin' the plank before they know it!