The Booty Report

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Arr, American scallywags be squabblin' in Africa like landlubbers in a battle for their precious booty!

2024-05-11

Arrr mateys, them scallywags in Chad be causin' a ruckus! The U.S. troops be safe and sound, thank the mighty sea gods. But it be a right mess over yonder, with guns blazin' and cannons firin' at innocent folk. The situation be as chaotic as a storm at sea, mark me words!

Ahoy mateys! Listen up, there be some trouble brewin' over in West Africa. Arrr, U.S. troops in Chad be safe and sound, despite reports of gunshots and five poor souls meeting Davy Jones' Locker. Aye, videos be circulatin' on social media showin' the scallywags firin' weapons at innocent landlubbers after the election results were announced.
A Department of Defense source in Africa told Fox News Digital that the situation be under control, but it be a right mess over there. Arrr, it be a good thing our troops be keepin' a weather eye on the situation. Let's hope the buccaneers causin' all this trouble be brought to justice soon. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, and stay safe out there on the high seas.

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