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Avast ye mateys! Novak Djokovic be donning a bicycle helmet to protect his noggin from rogue bottles at sea!

2024-05-11

Arrr! Novak Djokovic, brave seafarer, be seen at the Foro Italico in Rome, donning a strange contraption upon his noggin! 'Twas said he were struck in the head by a rogue aluminum bottle, but fear not, mateys, for he be still standing tall and ready to take on all challengers!

Arr mateys, Novak Djokovic be a clever one, he be wearin' a bicycle helmet to protect his noggin' after a mishap at the Italian Open! The Serbian tennis star be signin' autographs when a water bottle came crashin' down on his head like a cannonball! He be holdin' his head for a spell before retirin' to his quarters with an ice pack. But fear not, the lad be in good spirits as he returned to the courts in Rome, winnin' his match after a month's rest.The scallywag responsible for the incident be a fan leanin' over too far, causin' the water bottle to fall from his pack like treasures from a plundered ship. Despite the mishap, Djokovic be fine and ready for more battles on the tennis seas. So let's raise a tankard to the Serbian sailor and wish him smooth sailin' in the rest of his matches. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Gatorade! Arr!

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