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Arrr! 26 scallywags be standin' up for Israel, aye, blast that Biden for holdin' up their weapons!

2024-05-11

Arrr mateys, me hearties in the US House be askin' the White House for a chat about why Cap'n Joe Biden be holdin' back on deliverin' them big bombs to Israel. Looks like the crew be gettin' restless over this here Israel policy squabble. Aye, tis a real hornswaggle!

Arrr, me hearties! Tis be a tale of high seas and political shenanigans! A group of scallywag Democrats be demandin' a briefing from the White House on why ol' President Biden be holdin' back on deliverin' them big bombs to Israel. Tis be causin' quite the stir among the crew, with some worryin' about the message it be sendin' to them pesky terrorists.
“We be deeply concerned about the message the Administration be sendin' to Hamas and them other scallywags by keepin' them weapons from reachin' Israel,” said the letter sent to Jake Sullivan, the White House matey. Tis be a tricky situation, as some think it be underminin' negotiations while others be thinkin' it be a bold move to force a change in the status quo.
So there be a rift in the party, me hearties, with some wantin' to stand by Israel no matter what, and others wantin' to shake things up. Tis be a tale of political intrigue and strategizin', with no clear course ahead. Only time will tell what becomin' of this standoff between the Democrats and the White House. Aye, tis be a rough sea ahead indeed!

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