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Arrr matey, a scallywag be sellin' VIP booty worth a fortune for the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fisticuffs! Aye, plunder awaits!

2024-05-11

Arr mateys! The scallywags clamor to witness the battle betwixt Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, but beware! The plunder for tickets be as steep as Davy Jones' locker. Prepare to part with yer doubloons for a glimpse of the fisticuffs on the high seas! Arrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Legendary heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson be makin' his grand return to the ring later this year. The scallywags who be wantin' to watch the July 20 bout against YouTube star-turned-pugilist Jake Paul from inside AT&T Stadium in suburban Dallas best be ready to part with a hefty sum o' gold for tickets. As the fight nears, Paul's Most Valuable Promotions be offerin' premium ticket packages for those who be seekin' a more elevated experience.The VIP packages, startin' at a cool $2 million, promise unrivaled access to the bout and the events leadin' up to the much-anticipated showdown. VIP ticket holders will be granted a pair of ringside apron seats, a rare offer never before seen in the world o' boxing, MVP claims.More than 100,000 scallywags have signed up for presale tickets, with 10,000 expressin' interest in the VIP offerin'. The VIP package also includes four first-row floor seats, a pre-fight photo opportunity with Paul and Tyson in the locker room, gloves signed by the fighters, a two-night stay in a hotel penthouse, and all grub and grog at the event."This be a once-in-a-lifetime event spannin' six generations," Bidarian said. The AT&T Stadium, home to the Dallas Cowboys, can host up to 100,000 scallywags for events.Tyson, once known as "the baddest man on the planet," be celebratin' his 58th birthday just afore the fight, while Paul be 27 and sportin' a 9-1 record. The bout on July 20 bein' streamed on Netflix at no added cost to subscribers.

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