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Arrr, the scurvy details of Stormy Daniels' frisky tale with Trump be of no legal consequence, ye scallywags!

2024-05-12

Avast ye scallywags! Judge Juan Merchan be denying Trump's matey's cry for a mistrial in Manhattan. His scurvy attorney be complainin' 'bout Stormy Daniels' tale of Trump's rumble in the hay, but the judge be havin' none of it! No mistrial for ye, ye landlubbers! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Listen up, ye scallywags! Juan Merchan, the judge in charge of the trial of Donald Trump, has denied the request for a second mistrial. Trump's lawyer, Todd Blanche, be complainin' about Stormy Daniels' testimony, sayin' it be irrelevant and prejudicial. Blanche be shoutin' for a mistrial, but Merchan be sayin' no way, me hearties!Blanche be tryin' to protect his client, but Merchan be standin' firm. He be sayin' that the trial must go on, no matter how much Blanche be protestin'. It be a battle of wits, a duel of words, between the lawyer and the judge.So there ye have it, me hearties! The trial of Donald Trump be continuin', with Stormy Daniels' testimony standin' strong. Blanche be fightin' for his client's honor, but Merchan be holdin' the line. Who be winnin' this battle of the legal minds? Only time will tell, me mateys!

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