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Biden be sayin' a truce be on the horizon if them scallywags in Hamas release the prisoners. Arrr!

2024-05-12

Arrr, me hearties! President Joe Biden be talkin' about a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas scuffle. He be sayin' if them scurvy dogs release hostages, peace could be upon us "tomorrow." Israel be pointin' fingers at Hamas, sayin' it be up to them to end this madness. Let's hope the rum flows freely and the swords stay sheathed!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for the President Joe Biden be talkin' about a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war. He be sayin' it could happen “tomorrow” if them pesky militants release hostages! Arrr, the tension be high as new evacuation orders be issued in Gaza’s southern city of Rafah.
“Israel be sayin' it’s up to Hamas,” Biden said at a private fundraiser in Medina, hosted by former Microsoft President Jon Shirley. “If they have the mind to do it, we could end it all tomorrow.”
Arrr, it be Biden's second fundraiser stop in the Seattle area this weekend, part of a West Coast adventure filled with talk of peace and plunder. Will the pirates of Hamas heed the call for a cease-fire, or will the cannons continue to roar? Only time will tell, me hearties! Stay tuned for more adventures on the high seas of diplomacy!

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