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Shiver me timbers! Reports o' mutinous antics at UC-Berkeley, VCU, UNC, Xavier during the 2024 College Graduation protests!

2024-05-12

Arrr! The scallywags be causin' a ruckus at colleges far and wide, from Berkeley to Chapel Hill! At Xavier University, a couple o' landlubbers be walkin' the plank for protestin' like true pirates. But the show must go on, even if the seas be rough at Berkeley's commencement!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Pro-Palestinian crew be causin' a ruckus at college commencements across the seven seas on Saturday! From Berkeley to Chapel Hill, they be walkin' out and makin' a fuss with their chants.
At Xavier University in Cincinnati, two landlubbers—a student and an alum—were clapped in irons for protestin' outside the ceremony! The university told 'em to move to a designated spot for demonstration, but they refused like stubborn barnacles.
At the University of California, Berkeley, the commencement ceremony was...well, let's just say it was a real shipwreck! The Pro-Palestinian crew made sure their voices were heard loud and clear, disruptin' the whole shebang.
But ye know what they say, me mateys—every pirate has his day! And these protesters be fightin' for what they believe in, even if it means causin' a bit of chaos at a fancy shindig. So here's to the Pro-Palestinian scallywags, may they keep raisin' hell and fightin' the good fight on the high seas of justice!

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