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Tom Brady be raisin' a flag o' peace with Mother's Day shoutouts to Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bündchen after roast kerfuffle. Arrr!

2024-05-12

Arrr! Tom Brady be payin' tribute to the lasses Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bündchen on the gram this Mother's Day, after they be gettin' roped into his roast. Aye, a true pirate knows how to honor his ladies, savvy?

In the language of a 17th century pirate, I be tellin' ye that Tom Brady, the legendary quarterback, be honorin' all the moms in his life on the fine occasion of Mother’s Day. He took to the social media seas to share a heartwarming post, payin' tribute to his dear mother, his sisters, and the mothers of his children. The man himself expressed his gratitude, callin' these women kind, compassionate, and powerful. Without their love, none of his success would be possible, says he.But beware, mateys, for just a week afore this joyful celebration, Brady found himself at the mercy of comedians at a Netflix roast, who jestingly poked fun at his past relationships with Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bündchen. Moynahan, in turn, responded with a cryptic message of her own, speakin' of loyalty and personal takings of offense.Reports say that Bündchen was deeply disappointed by the roast's jokes and that even their children felt the affects. Brady did his best to make amends, apologizin' to Bündchen for the jests made at her expense. Comedian Nikki Glaser, who delivered some of the roast's sharpest blows, admitted she had to do it but would offer an apology if they ever crossed paths.So, as the tides of laughter ebb and flow, remember to honor the powerful mothers in yer life and steer clear of jests that may sting more than ye intended!

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