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Arrr, the scallywag former GM AJ Smith has sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at 75, as his kin be tellin'!

2024-05-12

Arr matey, ol' A.J. Smith, the scallywag who led the Chargers to great victories, has hoisted his last sail at the ripe age of 75. His memory be as legendary as a treasure map, may he rest in peace on Davy Jones' locker.

Ahoy mateys! A sad day it be fer the Los Angeles Chargers as they be mournin' the passin' of their winninest general manager, A.J. Smith. The scallywag were 75 years old and had been fightin' prostate cancer for a few years. Despite his tough and no-nonsense demeanor, A.J. had a soft spot for his family, the NFL, and the Chargers. He be the mastermind behind the Chargers' glory days from 2003 to 2012, winnin' 98 games in his tenure.Smith be known fer makin' bold moves, like draftin' Philip Rivers in 2004 despite Eli Manning's objections, and signin' Antonio Gates as an undrafted free agent. He also brought in Norv Turner as head coach, but after no Super Bowls, both Smith and Turner were sent to Davy Jones' locker in 2012. A.J.'s legacy lives on through his son Kyle, who be the assistant GM for the Atlanta Falcons. Our thoughts be with his family in this difficult time. Farewell to a true football legend!

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