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Arr matey, Trump be warnin' o' a horde o' lasses comin' forth if he be seekin' the presidency. Aye!

2024-05-13

Avast ye scallywags! Michael Cohen be spillin' the beans on Trump, claimin' he warned of a horde of women comin' forward when he set sail for the presidency. Cohen, once loyal as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, now be turnin' on his former captain. Aye, the seas be stormy ahead for Trump, with Cohen as the treacherous winds blowin' against him. Aye, the 57-year-old be set to...

Arrr, mateys! Listen up as I tell ye a tale from the high seas of politics! Michael Cohen, a scallywag who once served as Donald Trump's loyal lawyer, spilled the beans at Trump's criminal hush money trial. He revealed that Trump warned him of a storm a-brewin' in the form of women coming forward once he announced his bid for the presidency. Ahoy, what a predicament for the old sea dog Trump!
Cohen, who was once as devoted to Trump as a parrot to his pirate, now be turnin' on him like a mutinous crew. He be standin' up to testify against the captain himself in the trial. The 57-year-old Cohen may hold the key to Trump's fate, like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered.
As the trial unfolds like a map leading to buried treasure, Cohen's testimony be shiverin' the timbers of the whole crew. Will Trump walk the plank or will he sail through the storm unscathed? Only time will tell, me hearties!

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