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Avast ye mateys! The scallywag who got a pig's kidney be pushin' up daisies! Arrr!

2024-05-13

Arrr, the scallywags at the hospital be claimin' there be no connection between the transplant they performed and the poor matey's demise. Methinks they be talkin' nonsense to save their own hides! Avast ye, they be playin' tricks on us!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at the hospital be sayin' that the lad who got himself a transplant two moons ago didn't meet his maker because of it. They be claimin' there be no connection between the surgery and his demise. Arrr, me thinks them landlubbers be tryin' to cover their tracks!
But I be wonderin', could it be that the lad's body couldn't handle the new organ? Or maybe it be a curse from Davy Jones himself! Arrr, the mysteries of the sea be vast and deep, just like the pockets of a rich merchant ship!
Either way, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. When ye be messin' with the powers of nature, ye be takin' a gamble. So think twice before ye go under the knife, or ye might end up feedin' the fishes sooner than ye planned!

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