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Arrr! Cotton be claimin' Biden be blockin' the flow o' weapons to Israel like a scallywag! Aye, matey!

2024-05-13

Arrr matey! President Joe Biden be playin' the scallywag, tryin' to impose a ban on arms to our ally Israel! Sen. Tom Cotton be callin' for his impeachment o'er this treachery! The seas be stormy with political drama, as Cotton be soundin' the alarm on CBS News. Aye, a CNN town be a brewin' too!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye landlubbers! Captain Joe Biden be playin' a dangerous game, makin' threats 'gainst our ally Israel! Sen. Tom Cotton be cryin' foul, claimin' a “de facto arms embargo” be in place. Arrr, the seas be stormy indeed!
Cotton be callin' for Biden to walk the plank, cryin' “Impeachment!” if Israel be takin' action in Rafah. The scallywag president be dancin' on thin ice, riskin' the wrath of Congress!
But fear not, me hearties! The battle be not lost yet. The winds of change be blowin', and the tides be turnin'. We must stand by our allies, come what may!
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me mateys, and prepare for battle! We shall not let this treacherous threat go unanswered. The cannons be ready, the swords be sharp. Let us show President Biden we be not to be trifled with!

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