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"Gold Bar Bob Menendez be sayin' he be keepin' treasure 'cause his kin fled Cuba, arguin' blood be justifying plunderin'."

2024-05-13

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis said that the scallywag Senator Menendez be usin' his Cuban heritage as a defense in his corruption trial. He be claimin' he got the dreaded PTSD from his ancestors' past in Cuba. Aye, 'tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr mateys, listen up! This New Jersey senator, Rob Menendez, be pullin' a fast one in his federal corruption trial. He be claimin' that his Cuban heritage be givin' him the PTSD, sayin' he be sufferin' from “intergenerational post-traumatic stress disorder”. Aye, ye heard right, he be blamin' his parents' experience in Cuba before he even set foot on this earth!
But wait, there be more! This scallywag be sayin' that this here PTSD be a key part of his defense in court. When a jury be sworn in at Manhattan federal court, he be tellin' them all about how his Cuban roots be messin' with his head. Jury selection be startin' on a Monday, so we be keepin' a weather eye on this here trial.
So there ye have it, me hearties! This politician be tryin' to use his heritage as an excuse for his deeds. Will the jury be believin' his tale of woe, or will they see through his pirate's disguise? Only time will tell in this high seas adventure of corruption and defense!

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