Trump be a scurvy dog, cursin' judges and his crew be wantin' to raise the Jolly Roger! Aye!
2024-05-14
"Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Twas a tale of woe for Donald Trump as he faced the judgment of Justice Juan Merchan on a Tuesday morn. The former president did vent his ire on Truth Social, branding the court a 'kangaroo court'. His loyal crew of supporters swarmed upon the post, hurling insults like cannonballs. 'Twas a sight to see, as the comments turned as ugly as a sea monster's innards. Arrr, 'twas a day for the history books, me hearties!"
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Tuesday mornin', the infamous Donald Trump found himself in quite a pickle, sittin' through a tense hearin' in the first-ever criminal trial of a former American president. The ol' scallywag was clearly not pleased, and durin' a break, he took to his social media platform to let off some steam.Trump, in his usual bombastic fashion, blasted New York Justice Juan Merchan as a "highly conflicted" overseer of a "kangaroo court" on his beloved Truth Social. His loyal crew of supporters wasted no time jumpin' on the bandwagon, launchin' a barrage of attacks on Merchan in the comment section. Things quickly took a turn for the worse as some even went so far as to call for Merchan and other judges to walk the plank...