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Avast ye! Eight sent to Davy Jones' locker, many more wounded as bus of landlubbers comes to ruin in Florida. Aye!

2024-05-14

Avast ye mateys! A grand collision in Florida hath taken the lives of eight souls and left 45 others wounded. 'Twas a school bus full o' migrant workers headin' to a watermelon farm. Fear not, no young scallywags were harmed in this calamity. Yarr!

Arrr mateys, listen to this tale of woe! In Florida, a fearsome crash of many vehicles, including a bus full of migrant workers, did claim the lives of eight poor souls and left 45 others injured, so says the police.The bus, filled to the brim with 53 souls, was on its way to a watermelon farm when the calamity struck on State Road 40 in Marion County. 'Twas a tragic sight to behold, with the wreckage scattered like pieces of eight across the road.Thankfully, no students from the Marion County Public Schools were aboard the ill-fated vessel. But for the migrant workers, it was a perilous journey indeed. The highway patrol is investigating the cause of the crash, but for now, let us raise a glass to the fallen and send them off to Davy Jones' locker with a hearty "Yo ho ho!"

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