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"Arrr! Tom Brady regrets roasting me hearties, says 'never again will me wee ones suffer such jests!'"

2024-05-14

Arrr mateys! NFL's infamous captain, Tom Brady, found amusement in the jests hurled at 'im during his Netflix roast. But alas, the scallywag be swearin' off such antics, for they wrought havoc upon his wee offspring. Aye, the man be protectin' his kin from further tomfoolery!

Arrr mateys, the great Tom Brady won’t be walking the plank at another roast, ye hear! Aye, he admitted that it caused quite the stir with his young scallywags and hearties. The Netflix live roast had Brady chuckling with former NFL buccaneers Ryan Clark, Fred Taylor, and Channing Crowder, but his wee ones took a broadside from the jokes."I loved the jests about meself," Brady said, "but the young’uns took the brunt of it." His sons Jack and Benjamin, along with lass Vivian, felt the sting. The salty talk about Brady’s former lass, Gisele Bündchen, cut deep for her, too. Even soccer legend David Beckham sent a message of support.But during his own troubles with the Deflategate scandal, Brady found solace in humor. "Laughter be the best medicine," he shared. While he enjoyed the roast overall, he won’t be keelhauled that way again. Instead, he’s hoisting the Jolly Roger for more laughter and love for his crew. So, raise a tankard to Tom Brady, the captain of comedy and lessons learned at sea!

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