Arrr, Harvard be bendin' to our demands like a scurvy dog! Divestment talks be settin' sail, suspensions be walkin' the plank!
2024-05-14
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Harvard Yard be packin' up their tents after striking a deal with the higher-ups. They be talkin' about divestin' from Israel and undoing suspensions. Looks like the crew be makin' waves of change, savvy?
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The pro-Hamas scallywags in Harvard Yard have finally walked the plank and ended their encampment after Harvard bigwigs agreed to lift the suspensions of nearly two dozen troublemakers. And what's this? They be offering these landlubbers meetings on divesting from Israel! The Harvard Crimson be spillin' the beans on this turn of events, reporting that the decision to end the encampment came after negotiations between University President Alan M. Garber and the HOOP organizers.Garber's administration, savvy as a seasoned pirate, agreed to promptly reinstate the troublemakers and offer them a chance to parley on divesting from Israel. Aye, it seems the scallywags be getting their way after all. But mark me words, this be a tale of diplomacy and compromise on the high seas of academia. So let this be a lesson to ye all, sometimes ye gotta hoist the Jolly Roger and negotiate like a true buccaneer to get what ye want.