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Ye scallywags be givin' poor Mike Johnson a run for his doubloons for standin' with the Cap'n! Arrr!

2024-05-14

"Ye scurvy knaves o' former Cap'n Trump's MAGA crew be makin' a fuss 'bout House Speaker Mike Johnson attendin' the Cap'n's trial for hidin' his bounty in New York. Georgia Rep. Greene be squawkin' on X 'bout defundin' the DOJ's snitch, Jack Smith, instead o' standin' by the Speaker. Arrr, what a rum lot o' landlubbers!"

Arrr, me hearties! Thar be a mighty rumble in the political seas as supporters of the former captain Donald Trump be givin' Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson a piece o' their mind. They be callin' him out for attendin' Trump's trial for hush money in New York, believin' he should be battlin' the DOJ's special counsel Jack Smith instead.
Georgia Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, known for her fiery tongue, be takin' to X, the new name for Twitter, to make her thoughts known. She be suggestin' that Johnson be focusin' on cuttin' funds from the DOJ rather than standin' by Trump's side.
In the world of politics, alliances be shiftin' quicker than the wind, and it seems Johnson be findin' himself caught in the crossfire between different factions of the MAGA crew. As the waves of criticism crash upon him, only time will tell if he be able to navigate these treacherous waters and keep his position as Speaker of the House.

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