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Arrr! The PM of Slovakia be shot and in a dire state! Avast ye mateys, this be serious business!

2024-05-15

Arrr mateys! Ye hear the news? Slovakia's Prime Minister Robert Fico be in a spot o' trouble, shot in a cowardly attempt on his life! Four shots fired in Handlova, one hittin' the poor bloke in the gut. That scallywag better watch his back next time! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I bring ye news from the land of Slovakia! The Prime Minister, Robert Fico, be in a dire situation, with his very life hangin' in the balance after an attempted assassination. Aye, 'tis a treacherous world we live in, me mateys.
According to reports, the dastardly deed took place after a government meeting in Handlova, where the scallywags took aim at Prime Minister Fico. 'Tis said that four shots were fired, with one strikin' the Prime Minister in the belly. 'Tis a miracle that he be clingin' to life, but only time will tell if he will pull through.
So gather 'round, me hearties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon for updates on this tale of intrigue and danger. Let us send our thoughts and prayers to Prime Minister Fico in his time of need, and hope that he can soon return to leadin' his crew in the land of Slovakia. Arrr!

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