Arrr! The leader of Slovakia be still kickin' after a scuffle with a pistol. Deputy gives the good word!
2024-05-15
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog, Prime Minister Robert Fico, was shot five times in an attempt on his life! The deputy prime minister be tellin' the BBC that the surgery went smooth as a calm sea. A scallywag be locked up as the suspect, by Blackbeard's beard!
Arr matey, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico was shot five times in a dastardly assassination attempt, so they say. The deputy prime minister told the BBC that the surgery seemed to have gone well. Aye, a suspect be in custody, but who knows if justice will be served in this treacherous affair.