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Arr, the top horse be out o' the race, struck down by a dreaded fever! Ye can't outrun that scallywag!

2024-05-15

Arrr, me hearties! Zedan Racing Stables be tellin' us that Preakness favorite Muth won't be joinin' the race this weekend, for 'tis caught a fever! Looks like this scallywag won't be chasin' any treasure this time around. Aye, the seas be cruel indeed!

Avast ye landlubbers! Mystik Dan be havin' better luck at winnin' the second leg o' the Triple Crown now that Preakness favorite Muth be out with a fever. Arrr!The scallywag Muth, trained by Bob Baffert, be takin' a hit after spikin' a high fever. Zedan Racing Stables had to scratch Muth from the 149th run o' the Preakness Stakes this Saturday. Arrr!"Arrr, we be mighty disappointed that Muth won't be sailin' in the Preakness due to his fever," the group cried out in a statement. Arrr!Baffert, unable to enter a horse in the Kentucky Derby, be still makin' waves at Pimlico Race Course with Imagination. Arrr!Muth be the favorite at 8-5, ahead o' Mystik Dan at 5-2. Baffert be sayin' Muth's temperature hit 103 degrees Fahrenheit, knockin' him out o' the race. Arrr!"Ahoy, it be disappointin' but we be takin' care o' the horse first," Baffert lamented. "We be forgettin' about the race for now. Arrr!"Mystik Dan's trainer be confident the colt be ready to set sail regardless. Arrr!It be a delicate game, but Mystik Dan be prepared to take on the challenge. The Triple Crown be still within reach, me hearties! Arrr!

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