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Arrr! American healers be stranded in Gaza, watchin' entire obliteration unfold before their very eyes! Aye, mateys!

2024-05-15

Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be swearin' on their mother's grave they be pullin' out all the stops to rescue them American healers caught in Gaza! The White House be keepin' a weather eye on the situation, so fret not me buckos! Aye, we'll navigate through this storm together!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The Biden crew be workin' their hardest to help them American doctors stuck in Gaza, surrounded by the landlubbers from Israel at the Rafah crossing. The doctors be talkin' about seein' a complete eradication of everything around 'em, aye!
The White House press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, said they be keepin' a close eye on the situation and doin' everything they can to get those doctors outta there. The crew be workin' day and night to make sure those medical workers can sail back to safety.
So, me hearties, let's give a cheer for the Biden crew and their efforts to rescue those brave doctors from the treacherous waters of Gaza. May the winds be at their backs and the stars guide them home safe and sound. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, let's raise a toast to those who be fightin' to save lives in the face of danger!

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