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Arrr, Gold medal wench Shawn Johnson prattles on about the 'incredible' honor of swashbucklin' for the USA in the Olympics.

2024-05-16

Arrr, Shawn Johnson be a lucky lass indeed, havin' the honor of hearin' the national anthem whilst sportin' a gold medal at the Olympics 16 years past this summer. Mayhaps she be keepin' that treasure safe in her piratical chest!

Arrr, Gold medal wench Shawn Johnson prattles on about the 'incredible' honor of swashbucklin' for the USA in the Olympics.

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis been 16 long years since the fierce lass Shawn Johnson, standin' just 4-foot-11 and a mere 16 years old, captured the hearts o' Americans by claimin' gold at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.Johnson, she be the gold medalist on the balance beam, snatchin' three silvers in the floor, all-around (bein' bested by her own shipmate Nastia Liukin), and team events (where Liukin too grabbed silver in the balance beam).She never again sailed in Olympic waters, for in 2010, she tore her ACL while skiin' and bid farewell to the sport in the midst of a comeback for the 2012 games. Yet she lived out the moment she had long dreamt of.Wearin' the red, white, and blue, hearin' her country's anthem play as gold adorned her neck, 'twas the greatest honor o' her life at that time.Now, this summer in Paris, she'll be there with her kin, witnessin' a full-circle moment as a giant cheerleader for the new breed of Olympians, celebratin' the rise of women's sports to their rightful place in the sun.As a mother to a daughter, she be thrilled to witness the attention and platform that athletes, regardless o' gender, deserve at the pinnacle of their careers. The excitement be shared across all platforms, makin' these Olympic Games a truly special spectacle.

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