Ye landlubber Flair be wagging his tongue like a parrot over Cavaliers star's injury retreat in the playoffs! Arrrgh!
2024-05-15
Avast ye scallywags! Ric Flair be makin' a fuss over Donovan Mitchell sittin' out o' battle wit' a measly calf strain! A true pirate would never let a little injury keep 'em from fightin' for their crew! Arrr!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair be keepin' a watchful eye on the NBA Playoffs, particularly the clash betwixt the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Boston Celtics in the second round. Flair be expressin' his dissatisfaction on the social media seas with Cavs star guard Donovan Mitchell, who be absent from Cleveland's crucial Game 5 due to a left calf strain.If the Celtics be takin' the victory, the season for Cleveland be comin' to an end, which be why Flair be findin' it hard to believe that Mitchell didn't take the field. "Sore calf? Really?" Flair be tweetin'. "For a hefty 32 million doubloons annual salary, one would think ye could have fought in the game and represented Cleveland! I've wrestled with rotator cuffs, survived surgeries and shipwrecks, and never missed a bout.Mitchell be sustainin' the strain in Game 3, which be why he missed Game 4. Flair, havin' walked the plank of injuries in his prime, be not understandin' why a player would miss such a crucial match. The injured Cavs, includin' Mitchell, knew the stakes before the game, but fans, like Flair, be in disagreement with the decision to sit out the game.At the time of Flair's message in a bottle, the Celtics be holdin' the upper hand in Game 5. Arrr!