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Arrr, should the scallywags of the Republican Party be thrown in the brig altogether?

2024-05-15

Arrr, me hearties! Judge Merchan's lass be rakin' in the doubloons fer them Democrats through the magic o' the internet! And by speakin' out against the Trump gag order, she be stirrin' up a right ol' hornet's nest! The scurvy Republicans be doin' the same, but them progressives be squawkin' like parrots! Aye, the Republican parade be marchin' on, all soundin' like the same ol' sea shanty!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags and landlubbers, for I have a tale to tell ye about Judge Merchan’s daughter and her treasure trove of gold! She be makin' millions by gatherin' doubloons for them Democrats, including those scallywags raisin' funds off the Trump trial. Aye, she be breakin' the Trump gag order like a true pirate!
But hold yer horses, me mateys! The Republicans be doin' the same, according to them progressives who be as riled up as a hornet's nest. They be cryin' foul over them top Republicans sailin' to New York City to bark against the prosecution of Donald Trump. The lot of them be spoutin' the same words like a parrot repeatin' its master!
This cavalcade of Republicans be marchin' in, all alike in their words, tryin' to protect their captain from the gallows. They be as predictable as the tides, but mark me words, there be more twists and turns ahead in this tale of politics and plunder. So keep a weather eye open, me hearties, for the sea be rough and full of surprises!

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