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Avast ye mateys! Netanyahu be fuming after Biden draws a line in the sand for Israel's support. Arrrgh!

2024-05-15

Arrr, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be as furious as a stormy sea after President Joe Biden dared t' set a "red line" for his support. Biden be threatenin' t' cut off aid if Israel invades Rafah. Netanyahu be stompin' his peg leg in anger, swearin' revenge upon the scallywag!

Arrr, me hearties! Tis be a tale of high seas and political squabbles! The rumour be that Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu be as angry as a shark with a toothache after President Biden drew a line in the sand, or should I say, on the map! Biden be sayin' he'll be cuttin' off the booty if Israel be plunderin' Rafah. And me mateys be sayin' Netanyahu be blowin' his top like a cannonball in a storm!
And there be more to the tale, me buckos! Netanyahu be tellin' his crew that he be knowin' Biden's game, and he be warnin' them to keep a weather eye on the horizon. But Biden be standin' firm, like a rock in a tempest, and Netanyahu be feelin' the wind in his sails!
So, me hearties, the seas be rough and the winds be blowin'. Will Netanyahu be walkin' the plank, or will Biden be changin' his course? Only time will tell in this swashbucklin' adventure of politics and power! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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