The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye landlubbers! Beware the scurvy dogs of keyless car theft. Here be how to protect yer booty! Arrr!

2024-05-16

Arrr, ye scurvy car thieves be using their wits to outsmart the high-tech contraptions on keyless vessels, but fear not, me hearties! Thar be ways to defend yer precious treasure from these landlubbers. Shiver me timbers and keep yer car safe, savvy?

Arr matey, beware of the scallywags who be stealin' your ship in the dead o' night! These thieves be usin' newfangled technology to make off with your treasure, known as auto theft. The fancy wireless key fobs and push-button starters may save ye from the hassle of diggin' out yer keys, but they also make it easier for these bilge rats to snatch yer car.Thieves be prowlin' the streets, lookin' for cars to plunder with their relay attacks. They use portable equipment to pick up the signal from yer fob inside yer house and clone it to unlock yer car and sail away into the night.To protect yer booty, ye can use a Faraday bag to block the signal from yer fob when ye ain't usin' it. Don't be listenin' to the scurvy advice on the internet to put yer fob in the microwave or freezer, matey!Ye can also use old-school physical locks to make yer ship less temptin' to these thieves. And if ye be buyin' a used ship, get them keys reprogrammed, savvy?Keep a weather eye out for the new auto theft technique usin' the CAN network. But fear not, there be steps ye can take to protect yer ship, like aftermarket immobilizer systems or deactivatin' the wireless settings on yer fob.So be smart, me hearties, and don't let these landlubbers take off with yer precious ship. Protect yer treasure and keep yer car safe from these scurvy thieves!

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