Arrr! The scurvy dogs be suing Biden over makin' their hidden fees as plain as the nose on yer face!
2024-05-16
Arrr mateys! The scurvy U.S. airlines be suing to block the Biden crew from makin' 'em tell us about all the gold they be tryin' to take from us passengers! The Transportation Department be callin' 'em out on their hidden treasure fees. Aye, let the battle begin!
Arrr mateys, listen up me hearties! The scurvy dogs at the U.S. airlines be suing to stop the Biden administration from makin' 'em tell us all about the fees they be chargin' us. They be sayin' it be confusin' us too much, givin' us too much information when we be buyin' our tickets.The U.S. Transportation Department be standin' strong though, sayin' they be defendin' the rule against them "hidden junk fees." American, Delta, United, and a few other scallywags, along with their trade group, be the ones doin' the suin'.
But ye gotta wonder, why be they so afraid of tellin' us how much they be takin' from our pockets? Be they tryin' to keep us in the dark like a bilge rat? Or be they just tryin' to keep their coffers full like a greedy pirate?
Either way, it be a battle on the high seas of bureaucracy, with the airlines fightin' to keep their treasure chests closed tight, and the government fightin' to make 'em walk the plank of transparency. Yo ho ho, it be a showdown worth watchin', me hearties!