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Ye scurvy airlines be cryin' foul o'er havin' t' reveal their hidden fees, arrr! Walk the plank, DOT!

2024-05-16

Arrr mateys! The scurvy dogs at the U.S. government be tryin' to make us disclose all our hidden fees like a bunch of landlubbers! We be fightin' back with a lawsuit, claimin' they be oversteppin' their authority. Avast, the Department of Transportation be walkin' the plank with these new rules! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Listen up, me hearties! Them scallywags at the Department of Transportation be tryin' to make us airlines spill the beans on all our hidden fees! Aye, ye heard right! They want us to be tellin' our customers about the gold they be payin' for checked bags and cancellations. But we ain't takin' it lyin' down!
Alaska, American, Delta, Hawaiian, JetBlue, United, and the trade group Airlines For America be bandin' together to fight back against these new rules. They be sayin' that the DOT be stickin' its nose where it don't belong, and we ain't standin' for it!
So we be takin' the fight to the courts, like true pirates of the skies! We be showin' them landlubbers in Washington that we won't be takin' their rules lyin' down. So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle, me hearties! We be fightin' for our right to keep our fees hidden like buried treasure!

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