Arrr, Gov. Abbott be lettin' Daniel Perry off the hook for his misdeeds on the state's advice.
2024-05-16
Arr mateys! Texas Gov. Greg Abbott be grantin' a full pardon to Daniel Perry, a former US Army scallywag who took out a protester at a Black Lives Matter shindig in 2020. The whole crew of the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles be in agreement, so Perry be free as a bird. Aye, Abbott be askin' for an investigation back in April 2023, and now here we be, celebratin' Perry's newfound freedom and his right to bear arms once more. Aye, the seas be a-changin' indeed!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hath granted a full pardon to Daniel Perry, a former US Army sergeant who was accused of murdering a protester at a Black Lives Matter rally in 2020. This scurvy dog was sentenced to 25 years in the brig last year, but now he be walkin' free as a bird!The Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles, bless their hearts, voted unanimously to recommend this pardon and even gave back Perry's firearm rights. Abbott be askin' for an investigation back in April 2023, and now the board be makin' their decision. Aye, it be a jolly good day for Perry!
So there ye have it, me hearties! A former soldier who was in a heap of trouble bein' given a second chance by the governor himself. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there, even a scallywag like Perry can find redemption in the eyes of the law. Arrr!