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Be this metal matey the guard ye seek? Avast ye, 'tis no match for a swashbuckler like meself!

2024-05-17

Arrr! Ye be hearin' the tale of a metal matey, a robotic guard standin' 5 feet tall, scurryin' about at 3 knots while keepin' watch o'er the workplace. And if trouble be brewin', it be reportin' to a call center manned by flesh and blood scallywags! Aye, a curious sight indeed!

In a jolly and mirthful tone fit for a 17th-century pirate, let me regale ye with a tale of robotic guards that be roam'in the workplace corridors at a leisurely 3 mph. These mechanical sentinels be standin' at a mere 5 feet tall, heraldin' the dawn of a new era in security.Arr, the days of traditional security guards be waning as these robots take o'er the night shift and beyond. Cobalt's custom-built robots be patrolin' the hallways with a keen eye for trouble, reportin' any signs of mischief to a human-staffed call center.Equipped with depth cameras, heat-detectin' thermal sensors, 4K cameras, and more, these robots can spot things that even security cameras might miss. Employees can summon help with a tap, ensurin' swift responses to any security concerns.With significant cost savings compared to human guards, these robots be makin' waves in the security market. While some mishaps be occurin', the consensus be clear: security robots be here to stay, revolutionizin' the security landscape.So, me hearties, what be yer take on these robotic guards? Do ye trust them as ye would a human guard, or do ye think we be venturin' too swiftly into a tech-driven safety realm? Let us know at Cyberguy.com/Contact.

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