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Arrr, me hearties be sayin' Caitlin Clark and her mates lackin' in mental fortitude after a loss. Aye!

2024-05-17

Arrr mateys! Methinks Coach Christie Sides be doubting her crew's mettle after a shameful defeat to the scallywags of New York Liberty. The lads and lasses need to buck up and show some true grit on the court, or else it be Davy Jones's locker for them! Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Indiana Fever head coach Christie Sides be givin' Caitlin Clark and her crew a stern warnin' after their shameful 102-66 loss to the New York Liberty. Sides be tellin' the press that the team needs to toughen up in the noggin'."If somebody keeps punchin' ya, ye gotta be able to punch back," Sides declared, as reported by Athlon Sports. "We need to reach a higher level of mental fortitude. We need to be more resolute."The Fever's woes were compounded by 13 turnovers and missed shots in the clutch. Despite a valiant effort in the third quarter, the Liberty went on a tear in the final frame, dashin' Indiana's hopes.Indiana shot poorly at 36.7%, with Caitlin Clark tallyin' nine points, seven rebounds, and six assists. The lass didn't speak to the press post-game, but remained optimistic about the season ahead.Alas, the Fever now be 0-2 while the Liberty be sittin' pretty at 2-0. The tides of fortune be fickle in the WNBA, arr!May the winds of victory blow in Indiana's favor in their next match!

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