"Arrr! Scottie Scheffler be shackled and bound in irons. Off to the brig with the scallywag!"
2024-05-17
Avast ye mateys! Scottie Scheffler be caught red-handed on camera in the wee hours of Friday! ESPN's Jeff Darlington bore witness to the scallywag's misfortune, right place, right time indeed! Aye, the seas be full of surprises, arrr!
Avast, ye scallywags! ESPN scallywag Jeff Darlington caught wind of the arrest of Scottie Scheffler as he be makin' his way to Valhalla Golf Course for the PGA Championship's second round. The scallywag was seen in cuffs, bein' escorted to a poxy police carriage.The footage showed Scheffler ignorin' a poxy officer's orders as he drove past in his PGA-branded ship. The officer clung to the vessel like a barnacle until Scheffler finally stopped. Darlington called it a "traffic flow misunderstanding" as the authorities be investigatin' a landlubber's death earlier that mornin'.Scheffler, bewildered and beggin' for help, was swiftly thrown in the brig and told he be sailin' to the hoosegow. He be charged with assaultin' a poxy officer, mischief, reckless drivin', and ignorin' the officer's signals.Despite his run-in with the law, Scheffler managed to scuttle back to Valhalla in time for his tee-off and even managed to bag a birdie on the 10th hole. Aye, a true tale of a scallywag's misadventures on the high seas of the PGA Championship.May the wind be ever in Scheffler's sails as he navigates the treacherous waters of the tournament, arrrr!