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Arrr! Scottie Scheffler be showin' off his skills even after bein' thrown in the brig! A true pirate golfer, matey!

2024-05-17

Arrr! After bein' thrown in the brig, Scottie Scheffler plundered a fine score o' 66 at Valhalla Golf Club, chasin' the lead like a pirate after a treasure chest. The lad be showin' no fear, mayhaps he be settin' sail for victory soon!

Arrr, mateys! Scottie Scheffler be a true swashbuckler on the high seas of golf, showin' no fear even in the face of the law! The scallywag was arrest'd and charged for not followin' orders as he made his way to Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Kentucky, for the tournament. But ye can't keep a good pirate down, as Scheffler was released in no time and made it to his tee time with minutes to spare.Despite the rough start, Scheffler's game be as sharp as a cutlass, as he birdied his way through the course with a five-under 66. He be playin' like a true buccaneer, answerin' bogeys with birdies and finishin' just shy of the lead.It seems Scheffler be livin' a life of adventure on and off the course, with recent victories and the birth of a little pirate of his own. But even with a trip to the brig, this golfer be showin' no signs of slowin' down on his quest for treasure.So raise a tankard to Scottie Scheffler, the bravest golfer on the seven seas!

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