"Former purveyor of tall tales be ordered to speak in riddles as ship's deck crumbles: Transcript" Arrr!
2024-05-17
Arrr, me hearties! Nina Jankowicz, the lass who once ruled the Disinformation Governance Board, spilled the beans to Congress that the scurvy dogs at the Department of Homeland Security were keepin' things as murky as the depths of Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a deposition last April revealed their treachery, but now the truth be walkin' the plank in front of the House! Aye, the winds of scandal be blowin' strong!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! Nina Jankowicz, the former captain of the Disinformation Governance Board, spilled the beans to Congress about the Department of Homeland Security's shady ways. She told 'em that the department was as clear as a foggy night when it came to the criticism that sank the board faster than a cannonball through a ship's hull.During a deposition last April, Jankowicz sang like a parrot about the department's secrets and how they tried to patch up the sinking ship. But it wasn't until this week that the tale was told in full during a hearing in the House of Representatives.
So, me hearties, it seems like the Department of Homeland Security was playin' a game of hide and seek with the truth. But thanks to Jankowicz's testimony, the scallywags in Congress might just be able to hoist the Jolly Roger and take down those who be tryin' to keep us in the dark. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers - don't mess with a pirate who knows how to navigate the treacherous waters of government secrets!