The Booty Report

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The State Department be waggin' their tongues about foreign shindigs for the rainbow flag bearers. Beware, me hearties!

2024-05-17

Avast ye mateys! The State Department be warnin' all ye landlubbers abroad to keep a weather eye out at the upcoming Pride celebrations. There be scallywags lurkin' about ready to cause mischief against the LGBTQ+ community. So keep a sharp lookout and be on yer guard, lest ye be caught unawares!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye landlubbers, the State Department be warnin' ye to keep an eye out at the upcoming Pride celebrations. Them scallywags be plannin' to cause trouble for our mates in the LGBTQ+ community, so be on guard!
The State Department be sayin' there be a chance of terrorist attacks, demonstrations, or violent actions against U.S. citizens and interests. So keep yer wits about ye and be cautious, me hearties!
They be sayin' to stay alert in places where folks be gatherin' for the celebrations. Keep an eye out for any suspicious activity and be ready to protect yerself and yer crew.
So heed the warnin', me mateys, and keep safe out there on the high seas of Pride celebrations. We don't want any of our shipmates gettin' hurt by them scurvy dogs lookin' to cause trouble. Arrr!

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