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"Nikki, the former wench of Erik Spoelstra, doth rebuke 'thirst trap' accusations with jest upon the 'book of faces." Arr!

2024-05-17

Arrr mateys! Nikki Sapp, wench of the Miami Heat captain Erik Spoelstra, be givin' a proper scoldin' to them scallywags on social media who be fallin' fer the ol' "thirst trap" blabber! Aye, she be settin' sail and tellin' 'em to walk the plank! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been quite the journey for Nikki Sapp, former flame of Miami Heat captain Erik Spoelstra, as she be fightin' back against critics who be questionin' her choices. Aye, earlier this year, she be givin' a piece of her mind to them landlubbers who be claimin' she be makin' a wrong move by divorcin' the NBA champion just before he be signin' an eight-year contract worth a hefty sum of $120 million.Arr, when them bilge rats on social media be chattin' about the divorce's timing, she be dismissin' their nonsense, callin' them part of an "uninformed society." She be droppin' truth bombs on her Instagram, explainin' that women can't seem to please anyone these days, whether they be in love with a successful mate or not.This week, the scallywags be at it again, accusin' her of postin' "thirst trap" photos on her Instagram. But Sapp be havin' none of it, defendin' herself by explainin' her past as a dancer and her dedication to fitness and fashion.Sapp and Spoelstra be tyin' the knot in 2016 and have three little scallywags together. They be announcin' their split last November. Sapp be a former dancer for the Heat and the host of a podcast. Spoelstra be finishin' his 16th season as the Heat's head coach. Aye, the seas be rough, but Nikki Sapp be holdin' her own against the critics!

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