Arrr, Trump be sailin' back to Minnesota, swearin' he'll be claimin' victory this time, aye! The scallywag!
2024-05-18
"Arrrr, me hearties! Former President Donald Trump be talkin' big at a Minnesota GOP dinner, swearin' he be winnin' the state and expandin' the electoral map! Despite loserin' the state in 2016 and 2020, he be claimin' he actually won! Aye, he be back after swearin' he'd never return if he lost! 'Tis a tale as tall as the mast on me ship!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Former President Donald Trump be talkin' to his loyal crew at a Minnesota GOP dinner, swearin' that he be winnin' the state and expandin' the electoral map. No Republican swashbuckler has claimed victory in Minnesota since 1972, but Trump be holdin' firm to his belief that he be winnin' the state in both 2016 and 2020, despite his losses.This be quite the bold claim from Trump, especially considerin' he swore on his mother's treasure that he would never set foot in Minnesota again if he be losin' in 2020. But here he be, standin' before his crew, makin' grand declarations and promisin' victory.
"I'm here tonight to declare..." Trump bellows, his words echoin' across the room like cannon fire. Whether Trump be speakin' the truth or just spoutin' tall tales remains to be seen, but one thing be certain - the former president be as confident as a pirate with a chest full o' gold. Only time will tell if his words be comin' true or if he be walkin' the plank once again.