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2024-05-18

Arrr, me hearties! Will Viktor Orbán truly set sail for Brussels and, as he boasts, "occupy" the heart of the European Union? This scallywag has been at odds with the bloc for ages, but he's no Nigel Farage. He ain't lookin' to abandon ship; he be aimin' to seize control of the leaky vessel and set a new course. "Our plan be not to abandon Brussels but to take it over," Orbán told the Hungarian media in December. And soon enough, he'll have his chance. Come next month's European Parliamentary elections...

In the language of a 17th century pirate, the infamous Viktor Orbán be settin' his sights on Brussels, claimin' he be aimin' to “occupy” the heart o' the European Union. This scallywag, known as the EU’s enfant terrible, has been causin' a ruckus with the bloc for years, but he be no Nigel Farage. Nay, he be not lookin' to abandon ship, but rather to take command o' the vessel and set it on a new course. "Our plan be not to leave Brussels but to take it over," Orbán growled to Hungarian media in December, and soon he be havin' the opportunity to make good on his promise.
Come the next European Parliamentary elections next month, Orbán be plannin' to make his move, ready to rally his crew and storm the halls o' power in Brussels. Whether he be successful in his quest to seize control o' the EU remains to be seen, but one thing be for certain – this pirate be not one to be underestimated. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for Viktor Orbán be sailin' into uncharted waters, ready to make his mark on the high seas of European politics.

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